"If I Dont Do Nofin Im A Ball"

I always hated carrying thing's. Whether its on the train on a plane or just for a walk you'll never catch me wearing a backpack or a messenger bag. Unless you are a college student in bumblezib, Alabama don't wear a messenger bag! When i stereotype nerdy white people i think of a stupid strap coming across there chest. Backpack's can be cool i have a cool North Face one that i use when i really have to but i got it a long time ago and would'nt make the same mistake again.
This morning i had the pleasure of helping a friend out with her Duffle bag, it was black and very subtle with cool holding straps. As i complimented her bag walking up the stairs with it, my friend said "feel's like you're holding a bag full of money" as she laughed. I laughed along and said yeah. I dont think she know's i was going to go write about it but i thought to myself, this really was a cool bag and i did feel like was holding cash. Maybe it was the way i was holding it, like a delicate luggage about to be delivered to a supplier. No straps on my shoulder's or on my waist it was just BAM in my hand like a champ.
If you happen to be a thug, another way to carry things around is a "Fanny Pack".
Remember those wierd little bags around the waist that you're old geeky math teacher would wear? those. Why? because they have been so out of style for so long (im not talking about the North Face one's) that i think it would be so cool to rock one out. This is a big part of what OrenStyle is about "originality" "creativity". I know that the next time im on vacation im going to go to the hotel gift shop and get a "Fanny Pack" with a name of the resort on it in bright neon color's because that's what i do. I like thing's that arn't seen everyday.

Here is s similar bag to the black one i had the pleasure of carrying today.

I'd like to thank Marjorie, she was my inspiration for this web page entry.